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Alternative Cancer Treatments
Cancer researcher 
Dr. John Apsley
2-11-10

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GARY PATTERSON ROCK AND ROLL CURSES
 7-15-04

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WILLIE NELSON 
5-9-07

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BIG BOPPER
GARY PATTERSON 1-19-07

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GARY PATTERSON
JOHN LENNON MYSTERIES
12-8-05

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GARY PATTERSON
ROCK AND ROLL STORIES
1-28-06

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BILLY GIBBONS 
ZZ TOP
APRIL 20, 2006

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JAMES R. NORMAN    
JOE MEYER
ECONOMIC WAREFARE
APRIL 20, 2006

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R. GARY PATTERSON
"THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED"
BUDDY HOLLY

APRIL 6, 2007

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MIND CONTROL & THE ONE  WORLD ORDER
FRED BELL
GERALD CELENTE


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"NOT MILK"
ROBERT COHEN 
6-6-00

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EDGAR CAYCE: AN INTERVIEW WITH HIS SON EDGAR EVANS CAYCE        FEB. 19, 1998
RAYMON GRACE  
ENERGIZING WATER 

June 7, 2005

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KENNY AUSUBEL
NATURAL SOLUTIONS

AUGUST 21, 2007

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DR. PATCH ADAMS
MAY 7, 2001

 

STEWART SWERDLOW
REPTILIANS & MIND CONTROL

JUNE 13, 2007

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CELLS & HEALING
DR. JOYCE HAWKES

JAN 8, 2007

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JIM MARRS
NORTH AMERICAN UNION & 9/11

JULY 7, 2007

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SECRETS OF CORAL CASTLE
JOE BULLARD

APRIL 3, 2007

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CORAL CASTLE

MARCH 9, 2004

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DAVID ADAIR
ROCKET SCIENTIST

NOV. 17, 1997

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DEAN KOONTZ

JUNE 10, 2006

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JOHN ERB
DANGERS OF  MSG
MAY 16, 2005

DAVID WOLFE
RAW FOOD 

MAY 2, 2005

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DR. KEN HANSON
LOST BIBLE SECRETS

SEPT. 6, 2006

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ET ENCOUNTERS
K.T. FRANKOVICH

DATE UNKNOWN

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INGO SWANN
REMOTE VIEWER
MARCH 30, 2000


DR. LARRY DOSSEY
METHODS OF HEALTH & WELL BEING

MARCH 28, 2007

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LOREN COLEMAN
CRYPTOZOOLOGIST

NOV. 15, 2005

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MR. GLENN KIMBALL

THE POLITICS OF THE CRUCIFICATION OF JESUS CHRIST

APRIL 22, 1999

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RANDALL FITZGERALD
CHEMICAL DANGERS & DECEPTIONS 

JUNE 20, 2006

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OCT. 31, 2003
ZECHARIA SITCHIN
NOV. 24, 1998
MAJ. ED DAMES
Remote Viewer
JAN. 30, 1997
DR. RAYMOND MOODY

Near Death Experience 
& The Dying Process

April 10, 2005

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PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY OBITUARY

Please join me in remembering a great icon – the veteran Pillsbury spokesman

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased and floured coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

he gravesite was piled high with flours. As long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew 
how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.

Headlines in the year 2029  

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.


Spotted Owl plague threatens northwest United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped.
 

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslin dies in the American Territory of the Middle East , formally known as Iran , Afghanistan.  

Iraq is still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica .

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. 

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. 

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
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rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.


Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.  

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.


Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
FIREARMS
There has been an average of 160,000 troops stationed in Iraq during the last 22 months.  During this time the firearm death total was 2,112 for a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 (per month).

The firearm death rate in Washington DC is 80.6 per 100,000. That means that you are more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq .

Conclusion:  We should immediately pull out of Washington , D.C.

 

The Psychiatric Hotline  

Thank you for your call to the Institute of Mental Health Hotline .  

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you suffer from multiple personality disorder, press 3, 4, 5 and 6

If you are paranoid, we know who you are, what you've done and what you want.  Please wait on  the line while we trace the call.  |

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you what number to press.
 

If you are paranoid, we know who you are, what you've done and what you want.  Please wait on  the line while we
trace the call.  

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you what number to press.


If you are depressed, it doesn't matter what button you press, no one will answer.

If you suffer from amnesia, press 8 and recite in a loud voice, your name, address, phone number, driver’s license number and your mother's maiden name.  

 
If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press the # key slowly and repeatedly until someone feels sorry for you.  

If you suffer from indecision, press any number you like.  

If you suffer from loss of short-term memory, press 9.

If you suffer from loss of short-term memory, press 9.

If you suffer from loss of short-term memory, press 9.

If you suffer from loss of short-term memory, press 9.  

If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up. 
Our operators are busy attending more important people
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May the Farm Be With You....

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THE INTERVIEW WITH GOD
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